Zombie Apocalypse

[superbacon]

Stronghold:Oil Rig
Primary weapon: m16
Sidekick: any hot chick/ a fat guy i can sacrifice to the zombie horde as bait
Last words: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I'm Too Sexy...To DIE!!!!"
Armor: hazmat suit
Secondary weapon: machine gun
Theme song: Pro Nails (Rusko remix) by Kid Sister
Inventory: Kentucky Fried Chicken
Location: near one of the poles
Hat: A beaver skin
What pokémon: Metapod
Vehicle: A yellow submarine