Zombie Apocalypse

[rji]

Stronghold: The Mall, where else?
Primary weapon: The Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator
Sidekick: Your mom
Last words: "Zombie's man... They creep me out."
Armor: Anything that I can move quick enough in to out pace the flesh eating ghouls.
Secondary weapon: Your Mom. Dude she is multipurpose and lethal!
Theme song: The Muzak version of "Don't Worry Be Happy."
Inventory: I'm in the mall what else could I possibly need?
Location: Like I'm going to tell you, Its my mall I found it!
Hat: A Stetson on the off chance your mom gets eaten by the flesh eating ghouls.
What pokémon: Brad Pitt
Vehicle: The car from Zelazney's "Damnation Alley": flame throwers, mini-guns, rocket launchers, fully shielded from radiation, and no glass to break. As long as the killer cockroaches are kept out it is the safest mode of transportation after the nuclear holocaust.