The weirdest things you dream about?

[ThatCrazyShaman]

I'm always interested in hearing about what crazy stuff people have dreams about - probably because when I describe my typical dreams to people, they look at me like I have twelve heads. What are the weirdest things you've ever had dreams about?

In my case, the only "normal" dreams I've ever had are ones that are about my daily life; mundane, to say the least. These are few and far in between, though.
I typically dream about bizarre places, crazy architecture that makes little sense, very strange goings-on, et cetera.

A few examples would be:
Recurring dreams about visiting a state park-type tourist attraction run by an incredibly shifty group of people

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Basically, I find myself in a group of people I'm supposed to know and we visit this place that's a cross between a historical site and a state park. The curator [a man who looks like a more dapper version of Col. Sanders] and the tour guide [a plump red-headed woman in a denim jumper] walk us around to these different places, and each time I have the dream a new location is added to the tour - what's weirdest is that all of us in the group remember having been here doing this before, and we know that the curator and guide are up to something, but we never deduce what.

The areas we travel through are strange, to say the least. An office area [staffed by people who appear to be those door-to-door Mormon types], occasionally an area under the front deck [that leads into a structure resembling the Alamo, populated by mummies O_o], an open-air room that is perpetually full of thick ice [even in the 90+ degree temperatures] that appears to start creeping up onto your skin if you touch it, a limestone hotspring, a forest that vaguely resembles my backyard with tons of animals that stare eerily at you, and, most recently, a hill with a gravity-defying stream running up it.

Going to "the other side" of the lake community I live in to visit with people I know who have passed on

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Since I'm working my way up to the status of a shaman, this really isn't a surprising one. Shamans are believed to have the ability to communicate with the dead, including being able to cross over in their dreams.

These dreams are usually characterized by me leaving the daytime side of the lake and traveling to the nighttime side, where I visit a cul-de-sac built around a concave meadow, near a house with steer skulls on the garage next to it. When I have to leave, a man comes outside and sees me off. Then I go back to the daytime side, and am greeted by many people I don't know who ask me how I am and offer to walk me home. I join a group of them, and walk in silence, listening to them talk amongst themselves until I reach a fork in the road near my house, where I immediately awaken.

Other times, they involve me going back to my childhood home to visit my grandparents or being visited by old family friends who I catch up with.

They're always incredibly symbolic, as well.

Crazy locations that don't make any sense logically

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A white marble stairwell to nowhere in the middle of a moon-like vista, a hospital/castle hybrid with a rope bridge I have to cross up to a narrow ledge in the dark [while I'm being pursued by a doctor who wants to perform unauthorized psychosurgery on me], odd, complex mansions all done up in red/gold/white, a quaint house with a logically absurd staircase that appears
impossible to ascend, although I somehow manage to climb it and then stand there questioning how I'll get back down safely, et cetera.

And I dream about things people find disturbing quite frequently - zombie apocalype scenarios, places overrun with monsters [some of which wind up in my writing], graphic murders committed by total whackjobs, very strange things that could never happen [giving myself a spinal tap, my house becoming some weird camp for creepy people, being sent to an old-school reformatory for no apparent reason, yada yada yada].