If you had one wish, What would it be?

[MrWhitticus]

Wish for the ability to manipulate chance. What's the chance that the dude walking in front of me will drop a $100 bill? 0.01% chance? Now it's a 100% chance because I can do that with my mind.

What's the chance that I'll crack the bank vault password on my first try? 100% now

What's the chance the users of Frictional Forum will accept me as one of there own? I'll try my best to change that.