The August 2014 Celebrity Nude Photo Leaks

[MrWhitticus]

I've seen a lot of:
Don't want nude photos released? Don't take them!

This is really good advice, along with:
Don't want to be robbed? Don't own things!
Don't want to get low grades? Don't go to school in the first place!
Don't want to be stabbed and killed? Don't be born!

Actually it should be more like:

Don't want nude photos released? Don't put them on easily hacked places!

This is really good advice, along with:
Don't want to be robbed? Don't put them in easily stolen locations!
Don't want to get low grades? Don't neglect your studies!
Don't want to be stabbed and killed? Don't go to dangerous places!

Don't tell me, tell the people I was making fun of