Funniest Amnesia Moments (Possible Spoilers)

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I was at the end of the Sewers. I stealthily walked around a monster by distracting him with a rock thrown into the water. I crept down the hall and turned a corner to find a door. As I began to unlock the door to pull it open, I heard the sound of a monster. I literally said out loud, "A monster sounds awfully close...." just as I turned and THERE WAS THE MONSTER I PASSED!! I actually screamed. LOL!! I did not survive that encounter haha XD.