Just wanted to share my most terrifying experience (SPOILERS)

[brrrrainz]

I even reflexed-slap the mouse that it flew out of the secretary, if it wans't for the wire I would've probably spent 10 minutes looking for it.

Ok, I just did a little research and can't find another commonly-used meaning for the word "secretary" other than what I immediately think of, which is an administrative assistant (a person). When I first read your statement, I was perplexed, but willing to accept that there may be some other meaning. But I can't find one, and all I can think of is naughty things now. Thanks.
tl;dr - Wat.

my imagination is not "vivid" enough to imagine what you're imagining =)
i think he means some kind of furniture: http://www.amishdirectfurniture.com/imag...utch-M.JPG