Black Plague
... wonder who's nightmare inspired that weird ass dream sequence thing?
Nope
... chuckle the first time you saw an Infected?
Nope, in fact, it went like this. *Pick up syringe*...*door opens down the hallway* "Is someone there?"...O.O.................................*hide, hide, hide!!!"..."He's IN the room!!!"...*waiting, waiting, waiting*..."Oh no, it's back!!!..."..."oh my God, he has a flashlight!"...he finally leaves...*save and exit for a couple hours before coming back*
... find the voice of the Infected humorous?
Intimidating the first time I played through..going back and playing though, yes. "Something isn't right..." "Noise..."
... laugh hysterically when you died during a tense moment?
Nope
... think sarcastically that the Archaic sounded like a great company to work for?
Yes
... grin like a maniac even as you were trying to stay alive because you were having such a good time?
??? I don't know.
... chuckle at some of the things that Clarence said, even as you imagined yourself wrapping your fingers around his throat and squeezing?
Yeah
... let out a screech/shriek/scream when the body damn near fell on your head while climbing the scaffolding?
No
... freeze to death while wandering around outside?
No
... at any point, say something to the effect of: "Oh you've got to be kidding me!" upon seeing what diabolical hoops you were going to have to jump through to get what you needed?
Yes
... after jumping through said hoops have to take a minute to let your hands stop shaking?
Nope
... spend a few minutes just staring in mute horror at Amabel?
That part made me want to cry.
... give Clarence multiple death threats? Bonus points if you said them out loud.
Yes, no
(If you plays The Sims, Minecraft, or any other game that allows you to build stuff from the ground up)
... start thinking of what you would need to do to build the Shelter in your chosen game?
N/A