Blender help.

[Homicide13]

Does anybody here know how to use blender and wouldn't mind giving me some help over skype or something? I'm trying to do several different things (mainly texture application, but possibly also .dae manipulation) in blender but all of the tutorials I find online are completely unhelpful: they're either written for an older version of blender and I can't figure out where any of the buttons they tell me to press are etc, or they're just confusing (none of the buttons are labeled, so even if I know what to do I still don't know how...).

Anyhow, any help would be MUCH appreciated. I am willing to show as much of my current project to anybody willing to help as they want to see (to display my qualifications and to prove that their help will not be wasted). Right now I am using blender 2.59, the latest version available.