My Professional Art Skills At Work

[Ghieri]

It's better than what I've seen in a High-Class Art Museum. One exhibit
was fucking string, taped to different parts of the room. Normally I'd
at least give it a B for effort, but there was like five pieces of yarn
and nothing else. This is what I fucking hate about art critics: They
are shallow pricks, basically everything that most people don't "get"
they love, and this is only so they can feel as though they're better
than anyone else. I could present a pile of shit to them, and if most of
the non-critics in the room thought it was stupid, than they'd love it.
Instant million dollars.