Exercising - not a blog

[Cranky Old Man]

Dear diary.
I'm sitting here celebrating with victory candy.
Last time I did pushups, I kind of blacked out, so I don't know if I did 2 or 4 of them. It's about half of what I did last time.
...but this time, I managed to do SEVEN pushups. I felt faint afterwards, and it was retarded ones, but at least I didn't blackout. I feel like one of those macho mans.

Edit:
Not being a retard is hard work for me, but I think that I might finally be able to beat my retardation now. I think I did two pushups today, but I was focusing so hard on not being a retard, that I didn't count them, and as counting to two is something that even a retard can do, I guess I'm back to square one again. Not being a retard, is hard work.