Which Penumbra monster is the most hot ? (parody poll)

[Petike]

You can start off by telling us what monster you think is the hottest?

*blushes, then suddenly switches to a parody of Sigmund Freud* :

"Cough, cough... Rockworm... Has to be the rockworm... An archetypal fallic symbol it is... So... big... monstrous... sinister... slimishly-slimy-slimfuly sinister ! Then again, the dogs apparently suffer from an Oedipus complex... not to mention the wild combination of self-torturing and nudist practices of the Infected. Oooh, and spiders ! And the leeches ! The stuff that traumas, phobias and nightmares are made of !

And the Hunter... Wow. Mein Gott. It looks just like my mother !!!"


*Petike snaps back from his parody impersonation to his normal self* :

Eh, wha happen' ? F***, that was a really weird experience... ;-)))

P.S. As for the Roach, I'll quote WindexGlow's old posts :

yes but if you see someone with long hair and you dont know wich gender it is, will you go and look at...specific spots or just ask
(ok you cant ask charlie/elizabeth but its allmost the same)
and i dont want to see his/her weewee :p

BUT I DO
We're talking about the sexy bat thing in the tech demo, right?

It's hot. Very hot.

Did I mention I would have sex with it on a highway?

Jeremy Bailey promptly replied :

even if it's the same gender as yours? oh, and while you're at it, doing it you know, check to see if it is male or female.

;-)