DARK SIDE [voice actors wanted]

[Danarogon AP]

If you are interested in being a voice actor, please record yourself reading the following lines and send them to me (Danarogon) as a PM:

Note:
F = Female Only
M = Male Only
FM= Doesn't Matter


F- (playful, sassy and in good mood (no actual danger))

"You know I'd love to hear you snore for half an hour longer, but our little humanitarian ship of love and compassion is heading straight to a three thousand kilometer wide rock, and no one is on the driving seat. So unless you want a modern take on the titanic, I'd recommend doing something about it."


M-(Also playful, but just woke up a few seconds ago)

"Could we at least reenact the steamy car part first?... Wait... You were listening to me snore? You do know that raises all kinds of red flags right?"


FM-(automated synthetic voice but with slight sense of pride)

"Welcome IMBM employee 241968, to The CN-Hertzsprung, Home to the THOROTRAST Observatory. Weather you'll be joining us to help chart the stars, mine the underground riches, or search for a fresh new start. We hope your stay with us is a pleasant one. CN-Hertzprung: Bringing Humanity into the Cosmos."


FM-(extremely scared and angry)

"Thomas?! Jane?! Anyone? Do you read me? Goddammit... Where the fuck are you?! This can't be happening... How the fuck is this happening? I can't be lost, I have the fucking map... This fucking piece of shit!"