Looking for a scriptor to help me design scares for the scariest story ever

[Kyle]

I was kind of hoping more for a Skype text xhat to discuss scares and whatnot, but I'll tell you what I need when we come up with stuff. There are quite a few things i need scripts for (if you want to play the story without scare spoilers, don't read):

*Spoilers*

Spoiler below!

* Something slowly rolling around a corner (a bottle, anything that rolls)

*When you get near some shelves, there is a roar and a bang, and all the items explode off the shelves when the bang hits. Its more than one shelf, and they're not all near each other (its a sound file. Maybe time a delay after entering the activation zone so the scare matches up with the sound timing-wise?)

*An opening script that says "Blah blah presents" before fading in to the game. I already have the fade in scripted

*After the player faints, the title appearing suddenly against the black

* The player looking towards the ceiling after hearing some thunder

Someone who would help me script and test through skype would be appreciated

Hey, you should put spoilers in spoiler tags like this.

Spoiler below!

Spoilers go here!

[sp*oiler] <-- To start it (without *).
Spoilers go here! <-- Text inside.
[/sp*oiler] <-- To end it (without *).