Want Amnesia Merchandise?

[Cranky Old Man]

Sad to say, I would never buy any merchandize, mainly because I simply don't buy merchandize ever, but also because I can't come up with anything cool to show. The strength of your games comes from game mechanics and the story, and while the monsters are cool, PewDiePie has already ridiculed "Mr. Flappy-face" to the point where a T-shirt of him would just come across as silly and make people try to brofist me. You have great environments, but environments alone can't convey that it's Amnesia specific. You could probably make money off of PewDiePie specific merch, such as a grunt and a " 'sup? " under, but PDP has probably already sold such t-shirts already, and I think that those kinds of t-shirts would ruin your reputation in the long run.