Would you rather die by Brute, Grunt, Suitor, Kaernk, or Shadow?

[Kman]

1. Kaernk: getting ripped apart by teeth would hurt like hell
2. Suitor: they have no weapon really, and being ripped apart by hand would suck
3. Grunt: they have claws so it would be a little faster
4. Brute: being chopped up with a massive blade would hurt immediately, but you'd die fast
5. Shadow: it seems like it pretty much just instantly kills you so there wouldn't be too much pain