Fifty shades of Orb II: Brute's Yearning

[Damascus Rose]

..grab the nearest drawer and hold it directly in front of his face, blocking the Relaxo from view. He thought, if I can't see it, it can't see me, right? Little did he know that the enemy Relaxo was not retarded like grunt, and even though it couldn't see his face, it took a big leap and landed its ridiculously heavy fat lump of a body right onto Daniel's face. Daniel appeared to be defeated!