Mountain hiking

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Things that attract (and aggravate) a bear; avoid these at all costs!

Playing the clarinet (badly)
Waving a flashlight back and forth
Stomping the ground
Eating cube cheese
Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion
Wearing clown shoes
Wearing a hoop skirt
Screeching like a chimpanzee.
Running
Limping (worse than running)
Crawling (worse than limping)

If you do encounter a bear, grab the nearest stick, and draw a circle in the dirt*. The bear can do no harm to you while you stand inside the circle.

* = it is crucial this is a circle, and not an oval


Enjoy your hike!