Do you have long hair or short hair?

[Adny]

Your a girl?! damn I am so dense

Traggey is the woman, clearly identified by the long hair; easy mistake, don't take it too hard

Anyways, short length hair is clearly superior. Long hair just gets in the way of doing manly things, like driving a Prius, drinking colorful semi-alcoholic beverages with feminine names or even playing soccer.