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[Ghieri]

Americans are fat, stupid slobs

Of course there are going to be exceptions to this one. I know plenty of
Americans who are fine and dandy people. However, on a trip there, I
saw an almost painful number of overweight people. Honestly, went into a
supermarket and there was maybe ten people that weren't walking mounds
of blubber.

We tried talking to some of these people. Not the smartest of people,
let me tell you. Maybe they were actually intelligent, but their
slurring of speech and consistent cursing comes across as barbaric. Not
hating on America here, just reiterating experience.

I'm going to reiterate on this reiteration.

I swear I am a European born in the wrong body. Everyone here is wroooong!

Soon... Soooooooonn.....