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[Cranky Old Man]

Grandpa, will you tell me a story?

There once was a time, when this place housed stranger creatures. "Stranger creatures than what?", you might ask. Then I would tell you about the old ones - the ones who had left this place even before you registered an account, of whom only whispers of fearful names linger. They knew of the ways of old, and knew enough to forbid the words to unleash the ones who had been sealed away before them, for this place housed stranger creatures - those who crawled through the cracks in the walls on damp feet, and spoke in compressions of dimensional string - spoke of stranger creatures still.