Post Your Swag (Christmas Edition)

[Cranky Old Man]

Every christmas my mom gives me the same christmas present: Too small underwear.
You think I'm joking now, but I'm not.
Every single year she tells me that those were the biggest they had, and that she "coincidentally" has thrown away the receipt, but that I should try them on anyway, because "they look quite big for their size" despite them being two sizes too small. I swear that woman is trying to castrate me.
This year I was lucky to also get a gift card besides the underwear, so it was a good christmas.