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[Ashtoreth]

Bumpiest bump ever.

Last night while talking with Paddy I told him about this occasion when I watched my dad killing a chicken by cutting off its head; the chicken wouldn't stay still and it managed to escape, and started running around headless for what seemed like an eternity (it was probably less than a minute though).
I was only 5 or 6 years old, and although I don't think I felt particularly shocked by it (more like completely bewildered), it's something I'll never be able to remove from my memory.

Anyway: then he asked me if I had ever heard of Mike the Headless Chicken... So I looked it up and, holy crap...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken