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Grunt. Although fast, they aren't that intelligent. Tuurngait have flashlights.

MOTHERFUCKING FLASHLIGHTS!

Given the choice of being ass-fucked by a horse for eleven hours, or getting your dick caught on a jagged hook, which would you choose?

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You can pull the hook out immediately and seek medical help, and while much more painful than the horse, you have to stick around for the ass-fucking.

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If female, then the hook gets caught in your privates. Flip a coin to determine where of the two most unpleasant areas down there.

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If male, I'll say it now: the hook would be in the head.

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In the horse scenario, there is a risk of internal bleeding, but no serious damage to your body.