Violin:
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.
Viola:
How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
The bow is moving.
Cello:
How do you make a cello sound beautiful?
Sell it and buy a violin.
Piano:
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
"Veni, vidi, vici." "I came, I saw, I conquered."
(This post was last modified: 05-21-2014, 03:17 PM by PutraenusAlivius.)