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RE: Tell a joke or few!

Superman
Spoiler below!

Superman is flying around, horny, looking for boobies, then he sees the wonder woman laying on her roof, naked, hot and moaning!
'Wow, this is my chance' he says 'with my super speed I can go fast, do her in a second, and fly away as fast as I can! She'll never know what happened'
Then he goes, BAM!, in 1 second, and flies away.

'Woo what was thaat!?' she says, and the invisible man that was over her says 'Ooh I don't know girl, but my ASS hurts like shit!!"


Bar
Spoiler below!

A drunk guy walks into a bar, takes a drink, turns around and says "Everybody in this bar is a god damn mother fuc**!!"
A black guy stands up and says angry "me too?", "yes!" then punches the drunk guy.

The next day the guy returns, walks into the bar, takes a drink and says "Everybody in this damn bar is a mother fu**er!" Then points to the black guy and says "Except this guy here."
The black guy stands up, and punches the guy anyways... "Nobody discriminates me."

I don't think the last one was offensive at all, I can remove it if you want.
05-22-2014, 01:35 AM
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Tell a joke or few! - by Romulator - 05-21-2014, 09:26 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 05-21-2014, 11:28 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Potato - 05-22-2014, 11:12 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Traggey - 05-21-2014, 12:13 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Wooderson - 05-21-2014, 12:14 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 05-21-2014, 02:06 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by PutraenusAlivius - 05-21-2014, 03:10 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Nice - 05-21-2014, 03:29 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Streetboat - 05-21-2014, 04:46 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Statyk - 05-21-2014, 05:57 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Nikson. - 05-21-2014, 05:13 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Robby - 05-21-2014, 06:03 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Nice - 05-21-2014, 06:22 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Macgyverthehero - 05-21-2014, 09:51 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Daemian - 05-22-2014, 01:35 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by 7heDubz - 05-22-2014, 02:18 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Froge - 05-22-2014, 02:34 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by VaeVictis - 05-22-2014, 02:44 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by 7heDubz - 05-22-2014, 03:49 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Froge - 05-22-2014, 04:55 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Tiger - 05-22-2014, 03:44 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Wooderson - 05-22-2014, 05:05 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 05-22-2014, 07:58 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by 7heDubz - 05-22-2014, 11:43 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by FlawlessHappiness - 05-23-2014, 12:10 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Potato - 05-23-2014, 12:49 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Statyk - 05-23-2014, 03:04 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Romulator - 05-23-2014, 04:46 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by 7heDubz - 05-23-2014, 03:18 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Kurton - 05-23-2014, 06:16 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by PutraenusAlivius - 05-23-2014, 07:10 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Potato - 05-23-2014, 07:32 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by RedKnight - 05-23-2014, 07:37 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by VaeVictis - 05-24-2014, 01:21 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Robby - 05-28-2014, 12:21 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Froge - 07-17-2014, 04:30 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Acies - 07-18-2014, 06:36 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 07-18-2014, 07:26 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Paddy™ - 07-19-2014, 01:56 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Froge - 07-19-2014, 02:02 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Ashtoreth - 07-19-2014, 02:09 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by MrWhitticus - 07-19-2014, 02:24 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Unearthlybrutal - 07-21-2014, 08:24 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Artsy - 07-21-2014, 06:07 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Paddy™ - 07-21-2014, 10:45 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Romulator - 07-21-2014, 02:02 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Potato - 07-21-2014, 04:58 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Mechavomit - 07-21-2014, 06:04 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 07-21-2014, 07:41 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 07-21-2014, 07:47 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Deep One - 07-21-2014, 07:55 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 07-21-2014, 07:51 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 07-21-2014, 08:04 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Daemian - 07-21-2014, 10:08 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by DragonStar325 - 07-22-2014, 03:02 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Daemian - 07-22-2014, 03:33 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by MrWhitticus - 07-22-2014, 07:31 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Mechavomit - 07-22-2014, 12:54 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Statyk - 07-25-2014, 06:29 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 07-22-2014, 05:49 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 07-22-2014, 11:49 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 07-22-2014, 11:58 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by J.R.S.S. - 07-23-2014, 04:35 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by BAndrew - 07-23-2014, 11:47 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by PutraenusAlivius - 07-23-2014, 11:56 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by eliasfrost - 07-23-2014, 12:00 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by RedKnight - 07-23-2014, 12:14 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Kreekakon - 07-23-2014, 12:28 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Froge - 07-23-2014, 03:33 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 07-25-2014, 07:58 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by BAndrew - 07-26-2014, 01:59 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by MyRedNeptune - 07-26-2014, 04:19 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by BAndrew - 07-26-2014, 12:35 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 07-26-2014, 05:58 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by BAndrew - 07-26-2014, 06:20 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Nice - 07-26-2014, 07:29 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 07-26-2014, 09:28 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Newsman Waterpaper - 07-28-2014, 11:46 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Yuhaney - 07-29-2014, 03:08 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by BAndrew - 07-30-2014, 01:25 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Nice - 07-30-2014, 09:58 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Romulator - 07-30-2014, 10:09 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by PutraenusAlivius - 07-31-2014, 02:02 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by PutraenusAlivius - 07-31-2014, 02:32 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Artsy - 07-31-2014, 03:31 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by PutraenusAlivius - 07-31-2014, 03:57 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Tiger - 08-02-2014, 12:50 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by MrWhitticus - 07-31-2014, 04:08 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Echohalls - 07-31-2014, 02:20 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 08-02-2014, 01:03 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Artsy - 08-02-2014, 01:33 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by MrWhitticus - 08-02-2014, 02:43 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Nikson. - 08-02-2014, 02:57 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by MrWhitticus - 08-02-2014, 04:21 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by RedKnight - 08-09-2014, 10:11 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Slanderous - 08-09-2014, 11:35 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by RedKnight - 08-11-2014, 07:55 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Romulator - 08-11-2014, 11:11 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Streetboat - 08-16-2014, 04:12 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Froge - 08-15-2014, 02:52 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by CarnivorousJelly - 08-15-2014, 05:40 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Cuyir - 08-16-2014, 04:27 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Froge - 08-16-2014, 06:08 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Wooderson - 08-16-2014, 06:50 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Romulator - 08-23-2014, 02:10 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Deep One - 08-23-2014, 06:16 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 08-23-2014, 07:03 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Deep One - 08-23-2014, 07:06 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 08-23-2014, 07:53 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by The Lynx - 08-24-2014, 05:33 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Macgyverthehero - 08-24-2014, 05:48 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 08-25-2014, 10:33 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Mudbill - 08-28-2014, 11:27 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Radical Batz - 08-28-2014, 11:30 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 08-28-2014, 11:38 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Mudbill - 08-28-2014, 01:26 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Streetboat - 08-28-2014, 07:03 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 08-28-2014, 07:21 PM



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