Tell a joke or few!

[FlawlessHappiness]

This Humor is dark. And listed as such.
Dead Baby Jokes

Spoiler below!

Q ~ How do you get 10 babies in a blender?
A ~ Puree

Q ~ How do you get them back out?
A ~ Tortilla chips

Now should anyone find any appeal in these I can continue on with the dark humor. Or I can just leave this thread forever.

I think they're funny

Spoiler below!

2 blondes walk down a road.
They come across a mirror lying on the road.
One of the blondes pick up the mirror and looks in it with a confused look on her face.
The other blonde says: "What's the matter?"
The blonde with the mirror says: "There's something familiar about this... but I'm not sure why".
"Give it to me", the other says and takes the mirror.
She looks in it, and suddenly starts laughing.
"Oh you silly... That's me!"