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RE: Tell a joke or few!

Taste and decency have clearly vacated the building. With that in mind:

What do you call an Irishman with a sheep under each arm?
Spoiler below!
A pimp.

How do you circumcise a priest?
Spoiler below!
Punch the altar boy in the back of the head.

How do you stop a baby crawling around in circles?
Spoiler below!
Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the blind, deaf, crippled child get for Christmas?
Spoiler below!
Cancer.

What's the difference between an aborted foetus and a brick?
Spoiler below!
You can't eat a brick.

What's the worst part of child rape?
Spoiler below!
Trying to get the bloodstains out of your clown costume.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a fit in the bathtub?
Spoiler below!
Throw in your laundry.
07-19-2014, 01:56 AM
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Tell a joke or few! - by Romulator - 05-21-2014, 09:26 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 05-21-2014, 11:28 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Potato - 05-22-2014, 11:12 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Traggey - 05-21-2014, 12:13 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Wooderson - 05-21-2014, 12:14 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 05-21-2014, 02:06 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by PutraenusAlivius - 05-21-2014, 03:10 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Nice - 05-21-2014, 03:29 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Streetboat - 05-21-2014, 04:46 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Statyk - 05-21-2014, 05:57 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Nikson. - 05-21-2014, 05:13 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Robby - 05-21-2014, 06:03 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Nice - 05-21-2014, 06:22 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Macgyverthehero - 05-21-2014, 09:51 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Daemian - 05-22-2014, 01:35 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by 7heDubz - 05-22-2014, 02:18 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Froge - 05-22-2014, 02:34 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by VaeVictis - 05-22-2014, 02:44 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by 7heDubz - 05-22-2014, 03:49 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Froge - 05-22-2014, 04:55 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Tiger - 05-22-2014, 03:44 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Wooderson - 05-22-2014, 05:05 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 05-22-2014, 07:58 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by 7heDubz - 05-22-2014, 11:43 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by FlawlessHappiness - 05-23-2014, 12:10 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Potato - 05-23-2014, 12:49 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Statyk - 05-23-2014, 03:04 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Romulator - 05-23-2014, 04:46 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by 7heDubz - 05-23-2014, 03:18 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Kurton - 05-23-2014, 06:16 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by PutraenusAlivius - 05-23-2014, 07:10 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Potato - 05-23-2014, 07:32 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by RedKnight - 05-23-2014, 07:37 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by VaeVictis - 05-24-2014, 01:21 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Robby - 05-28-2014, 12:21 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Froge - 07-17-2014, 04:30 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Acies - 07-18-2014, 06:36 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 07-18-2014, 07:26 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Paddy™ - 07-19-2014, 01:56 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Froge - 07-19-2014, 02:02 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Ashtoreth - 07-19-2014, 02:09 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by MrWhitticus - 07-19-2014, 02:24 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Unearthlybrutal - 07-21-2014, 08:24 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Artsy - 07-21-2014, 06:07 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Paddy™ - 07-21-2014, 10:45 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Romulator - 07-21-2014, 02:02 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Potato - 07-21-2014, 04:58 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Mechavomit - 07-21-2014, 06:04 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 07-21-2014, 07:41 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 07-21-2014, 07:47 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Deep One - 07-21-2014, 07:55 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 07-21-2014, 07:51 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 07-21-2014, 08:04 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Daemian - 07-21-2014, 10:08 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by DragonStar325 - 07-22-2014, 03:02 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Daemian - 07-22-2014, 03:33 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by MrWhitticus - 07-22-2014, 07:31 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Mechavomit - 07-22-2014, 12:54 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Statyk - 07-25-2014, 06:29 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 07-22-2014, 05:49 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 07-22-2014, 11:49 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 07-22-2014, 11:58 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by J.R.S.S. - 07-23-2014, 04:35 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by BAndrew - 07-23-2014, 11:47 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by PutraenusAlivius - 07-23-2014, 11:56 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by eliasfrost - 07-23-2014, 12:00 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by RedKnight - 07-23-2014, 12:14 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Kreekakon - 07-23-2014, 12:28 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Froge - 07-23-2014, 03:33 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 07-25-2014, 07:58 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by BAndrew - 07-26-2014, 01:59 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by MyRedNeptune - 07-26-2014, 04:19 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by BAndrew - 07-26-2014, 12:35 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 07-26-2014, 05:58 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by BAndrew - 07-26-2014, 06:20 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Nice - 07-26-2014, 07:29 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 07-26-2014, 09:28 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Newsman Waterpaper - 07-28-2014, 11:46 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Yuhaney - 07-29-2014, 03:08 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by BAndrew - 07-30-2014, 01:25 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Nice - 07-30-2014, 09:58 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Romulator - 07-30-2014, 10:09 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by PutraenusAlivius - 07-31-2014, 02:02 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by PutraenusAlivius - 07-31-2014, 02:32 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Artsy - 07-31-2014, 03:31 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by PutraenusAlivius - 07-31-2014, 03:57 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Tiger - 08-02-2014, 12:50 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by MrWhitticus - 07-31-2014, 04:08 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Echohalls - 07-31-2014, 02:20 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 08-02-2014, 01:03 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Artsy - 08-02-2014, 01:33 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by MrWhitticus - 08-02-2014, 02:43 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Nikson. - 08-02-2014, 02:57 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by MrWhitticus - 08-02-2014, 04:21 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by RedKnight - 08-09-2014, 10:11 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Slanderous - 08-09-2014, 11:35 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by RedKnight - 08-11-2014, 07:55 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Romulator - 08-11-2014, 11:11 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Streetboat - 08-16-2014, 04:12 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Froge - 08-15-2014, 02:52 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by CarnivorousJelly - 08-15-2014, 05:40 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Cuyir - 08-16-2014, 04:27 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Froge - 08-16-2014, 06:08 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Wooderson - 08-16-2014, 06:50 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Romulator - 08-23-2014, 02:10 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Deep One - 08-23-2014, 06:16 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 08-23-2014, 07:03 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Deep One - 08-23-2014, 07:06 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Red - 08-23-2014, 07:53 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by The Lynx - 08-24-2014, 05:33 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Macgyverthehero - 08-24-2014, 05:48 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 08-25-2014, 10:33 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Mudbill - 08-28-2014, 11:27 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Radical Batz - 08-28-2014, 11:30 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 08-28-2014, 11:38 AM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Mudbill - 08-28-2014, 01:26 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by Streetboat - 08-28-2014, 07:03 PM
RE: Tell a joke or few! - by i3670 - 08-28-2014, 07:21 PM



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