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[Cranky Old Man]

taoists have banned me for "being a rapist"

I'm storing this one away as a sentence I don't think I'll ever see again

You see, as it turns out, there is somewhat of a "rapist craze" going on with/among zen buddhists. Since the zen lineage was introduced to the west, there has been lots and lots of sex scandals where spiritual leaders have taken advantage of students sexually, had affairs and so on, to the point where people just equate zen buddhists with unenlightened rapists pretending to be enlightened to get chicks. The more enlightened you seem, the more rapist signals you're evidently sending out.
After lots of comments along the lines of "Oh, you're a zen buddhist? So you're a rapist then?" I thought that that matter had been settled. ...but apparently not. I said the word "rape" in a sentence just once, a mod read it, his calm and tranquil mind must have exploded or something, he banned me, deleted my post, and then completely misquoted me when people asked why I had been banned. ...so I guess I graduated from that forum with flying colors.