Fifty shades of Orb II: Brute's Yearning

**Kman** · 08-25-2012, 11:11 PM

(08-25-2012, 11:05 PM)Damascus Rose Wrote: Kman why

Because I'm a tool Heart

**Ghieri** · 08-25-2012, 11:37 PM

Ah, KMan, thank's for the inspiration...

"KMan you're a freaking tool!" Shouted Daniel as he somehow miraculously escaped extended-happy-rapey-time.

PS. I think I like the first one better. This one doesn't seem very cohesive.

**Damascus Rose** · 08-25-2012, 11:56 PM

But suddenly out of the alien aircraft from before, Kman walked out and pulled back his waistcoat revealing 6 pokeballs attached to his belt!

"We battle to the death," said Kman.

"But I haven't got any pokemon!" Said Daniel.

"Oh, here, take this one." Kman replied as he threw Daniel one pokeball from his pocket to the ground at Daniel's feet, which opened up and sent a magikarp flopping onto the ground.

"You are pure evil, Kman!"

**johnbox** · 08-26-2012, 12:00 AM

Kman said, "go for it, kapador!", and used splash attack.
kman said, "go for it, relaxo!". afraid of magikarps strong attacks, he uses "amnesia"!
daniel uses "splash attack", and surprisingly nothing happend!

(edit: damn it, i just figured out, that they're the same, just in german and english XD changed it >.>)

**Potato** · 08-26-2012, 12:40 AM

Kaernk used bite! It was super effective!

**Zaffre** · 08-26-2012, 04:06 AM

Daniel shouted in frustration as his Magikarp suffered from amnesia and lost its Splash attack. He quickly yanked one of the perfumes from his purse and sprayed it onto the fish, and it slow begun to morph and vanish. As Daniel's Magikarp evolved into a Lurker, he screamed "Lurky! Take down Kman's Relaxo!" Lurky then proceeded to...

**Obliviator27** · 08-26-2012, 04:25 AM

...flop around uselessly. Daniel accidentally hit B!
"Oh no!" he shouted, as Kman's Relaxo ominously approached him, ignoring his useless Magikarp entirely.
Dread welled up from deep within Daniel's body. He decided to quickly...

**Damascus Rose** · 08-26-2012, 05:34 AM

..grab the nearest drawer and hold it directly in front of his face, blocking the Relaxo from view. He thought, if I can't see it, it can't see me, right? Little did he know that the enemy Relaxo was not retarded like grunt, and even though it couldn't see his face, it took a big leap and landed its ridiculously heavy fat lump of a body right onto Daniel's face. Daniel appeared to be defeated!

**RawkBandMan** · 08-26-2012, 07:50 AM

Then everything sexual happened the end

**CorinthianMerchant** · 08-26-2012, 07:59 AM

"Do you want to hear the truth Daniel?"

"Yes I do!"

"You can't handle the truth!!! You are an alt of Googolplex, and the lightning was bad."