Grunt Date

**Damascus Rose** · 08-14-2012, 09:46 PM

If the grunt does dating at all like the brute, she will fuck on the first date. I know from experience O_O

**Potato** · 08-14-2012, 09:51 PM

Dude, the Grunt is like a BJ machine. Just look at it.

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**Kazakarumariou** · 08-14-2012, 11:05 PM

(08-14-2012, 09:43 PM)Kman Wrote:
(08-14-2012, 08:44 PM)MentallyUnstablePie Wrote:
(08-14-2012, 08:39 PM)darkely Wrote: You have to have violent sexual intercourse with her.
You think you're going to get off the hook without having some private time with it?
I'll just jump to the conclusion, or kill my self with alcohol poisoning if I still see the face.
Put a bag on its head.

Doesn't matter had sex.

EDIT: Oh hey 1337 posts

xD
Put a bag over the leg too, arm, lower jaw, and probably over your own head too.

**failedALIAS** · 08-14-2012, 11:28 PM

(08-14-2012, 09:43 PM)Kman Wrote:
(08-14-2012, 08:44 PM)MentallyUnstablePie Wrote:
(08-14-2012, 08:39 PM)darkely Wrote: You have to have violent sexual intercourse with her.
You think you're going to get off the hook without having some private time with it?
I'll just jump to the conclusion, or kill my self with alcohol poisoning if I still see the face.
Put a bag on its head.

Doesn't matter had sex.

EDIT: Oh hey 1337 posts

Am I the only other person here that got the reference?

**Ghieri** · 08-14-2012, 11:29 PM

Oh Grunt you are so beautiful,
Your beady, derpy eyes gleam,
They way you flap is musical,
So... why don't you join my team?

**Froge** · 08-14-2012, 11:32 PM

I heard the Grunt grunts a lot when it has sex.

At least it's not brutal when it has sex.

**Ghieri** · 08-14-2012, 11:36 PM

The Brute's is bigger.

His weapon, I mean...

**Danny Boy** · 08-15-2012, 12:19 AM

(08-14-2012, 08:35 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: You're having a date with grunt, and you can't escape.

What do you dooooo on a grunt date!!?

Paint myself and cut the lines....

**MentallyUnstablePie** · 08-15-2012, 12:45 AM

(08-14-2012, 09:43 PM)Kman Wrote:
(08-14-2012, 08:44 PM)MentallyUnstablePie Wrote:
(08-14-2012, 08:39 PM)darkely Wrote: You have to have violent sexual intercourse with her.
You think you're going to get off the hook without having some private time with it?
I'll just jump to the conclusion, or kill my self with alcohol poisoning if I still see the face.
Put a bag on its head.

Doesn't matter had sex.

EDIT: Oh hey 1337 posts

I don't even think it qualifies as sex.

**Kman** · 08-15-2012, 01:04 AM

(08-14-2012, 11:28 PM)failedALIAS Wrote:
(08-14-2012, 09:43 PM)Kman Wrote:
(08-14-2012, 08:44 PM)MentallyUnstablePie Wrote:
(08-14-2012, 08:39 PM)darkely Wrote: You have to have violent sexual intercourse with her.
You think you're going to get off the hook without having some private time with it?
I'll just jump to the conclusion, or kill my self with alcohol poisoning if I still see the face.
Put a bag on its head.

Doesn't matter had sex.

EDIT: Oh hey 1337 posts
Am I the only other person here that got the reference?

Seems like it. Damn shame, man.