Fifty Dollars of Porn IV: Writers Block [PARODY]

**Macgyverthehero** · 08-30-2012, 11:09 PM

Note: This is a parody of Zaffre's 'Fifty Shades of Orb' series and is not meant to offend anyone. This was only typed out of boredom and for fun ONLY.

Zaffre sat there browsing the frictional games forums, looking for ideas to give him inspiration for a new Fifty Shades of Orb short story. He could not find anything to give himself an idea of what to type about. "Think Dammit, THINK!" He whispered to himself. "Maybe I should do another story relating to Skashi... nononono, that got my "skashi's revenge" thread locked." After several minutes Zaffre gave up and decided to find something random to get his mind off finding ideas. Zaffre then opened the favorites menu in his internet browser and went to find some pornography of slenderman. (Insert lines here of Zaffre jacking off to slenderman porn.) "Well, now that I got my mind off that I guess i'll-" Zaffre stopped as an idea sprung into his mind. "I know! I'll type a story about how Alexander used the portal, but instead he went forward in time to Slenderman's forest and Daniel the teleporting naked guy, tell's alexander to give slenderman 20 dollars!" Zaffre then reopened his internet browser to the Frictional Games forum, clicked "New thread" and typed away. In his last words, Zaffre said to himself: "Hmm... I know there is that thread about fanfiction stories that Macgyverthehero made, but... what the hell."

**Kreekakon** · 08-30-2012, 11:12 PM

Is it just me, or are the forums getting more random each day?

**Zaffre** · 08-30-2012, 11:13 PM

I AM AN OFFENSE AND I TAKE ZAFFRE TO THIS!!1!1!1!!!111!
Oh, and Chronofox started Fifty Shades of Orb, so I can't take all the credit Tongue

**Froge** · 08-30-2012, 11:15 PM

I didn't start anything.

**Zaffre** · 08-30-2012, 11:16 PM

(08-30-2012, 11:15 PM)Chronofox Wrote: I didn't start anything.

You started the thread which started Fifty Shades of Orb. I guess we can say it's a community project, though I can't say it's a formal one. I guess nobody singularly started it. Sorry for the misunderstanding, though. Blush

EDIT: Also, I'm already working on the fanfic Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Daniel's Thoughts, so I have no time to work on Fifty Shades of Orb much. Tbh, I only use Slenderman as my avatar because it's the creepiest thing that comes to mind. Oh, and why are you poking fun at a color? Tongue

**Damascus Rose** · 08-31-2012, 12:17 AM

Wtf is this lol. This is getting a bit far from 'amnesia', perhaps off topic is where it belongs.

**Zaffre** · 08-31-2012, 12:28 AM

(08-31-2012, 12:17 AM)Damascus Rose Wrote: Wtf is this lol. This is getting a bit far from 'amnesia', perhaps off topic is where it belongs.

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This

**Adny** · 08-31-2012, 01:08 AM

...what has this community become?

**Zaffre** · 08-31-2012, 01:13 AM

(08-31-2012, 01:08 AM)andyrockin123 Wrote: ...what has this community become?

I was going to say "fone" but I've used that joke too much in the past.

The community has slowly sunk deeper and deeper into insanity because of longing for AMFP. Once it's released we'll all calm down. And then there will be a new teaser for another Amnesia game. Rinse and repeat.

**Kreekakon** · 08-31-2012, 01:16 AM

(08-31-2012, 01:13 AM)Zaffre Wrote: The community has slowly sunk deeper and deeper into insanity because of longing for AMFP. Once it's released we'll all calm down.

In that case I'll go, and start a petition for them to release the game tomorrow.