Corrupt a wish

**Nice** · 04-23-2013, 11:46 PM

Granted, but you're going to feel very awfull for wishing that to the point where you'll just ignore the wish and post anyway.

I want to be married to Hyuna, aka the hot gangam style girl [Image: november-14-12-12-19-pm-Hyuna-Cute.png]

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**Ghieri** · 04-23-2013, 11:47 PM

Granted, but she has a dick.

I wish for world peace and personal happiness.

**i3670** · 04-23-2013, 11:59 PM

(04-23-2013, 11:47 PM)Aldighieri Wrote: Granted, but she has a dick.

I wish for world peace and personal happiness.

No one dies since that would bring sorrow. They world gets overpopulated and the earths' supplies run out.

**Ghieri** · 04-24-2013, 01:19 AM

You get run over by a semi filled with Mexican immigrants because you are a horrible person.

I wish I wasn't a horrible person.

**Focalize** · 04-24-2013, 02:18 AM

Granted, you become so altruistic and make people around you leeches. Then they suck your blood until you die. There is no afterlife.

I wish I was never born.

**Wooderson** · 04-24-2013, 02:26 AM

(04-24-2013, 02:18 AM)Shimeji Wrote: Granted, you become so altruistic and make people around you leeches. Then they suck your blood until you die. There is no afterlife.

I wish I was never born.

Granted. Your sperm fails to reach the egg. Instead, a different sperm reaches it. The person born turns out to be a psycho serial killer.

I wish I doubted myself less.

**Ghieri** · 04-24-2013, 03:01 AM

(04-24-2013, 02:26 AM)Wooderson Wrote:
(04-24-2013, 02:18 AM)Shimeji Wrote: Granted, you become so altruistic and make people around you leeches. Then they suck your blood until you die. There is no afterlife.

I wish I was never born.

Granted. Your sperm fails to reach the egg. Instead, a different sperm reaches it. The person born turns out to be a psycho serial killer.

I wish I doubted myself less.

Granted, but you grow to have a huge ego even though you become shitty at everything that you do.

I wish I could play Justine without quitting every other time I hear a suitor.

**TheBlastPassage** · 04-24-2013, 03:08 AM

Granted, but you are later found dead in front of your computer due to a fatal heart attack

EDIT: I wish I had a better computer

**Ghieri** · 04-24-2013, 03:24 AM

(04-24-2013, 03:08 AM)TheBlastPassage Wrote: Granted, but you are later found dead in front of your computer due to a fatal heart attack

EDIT: I wish I had a better computer

Granted, you are given the Allied Mastercomputer. You eventually make 4 new friends.

I wish I could do something with this poisoned potato.

**FlawlessHappiness** · 04-24-2013, 05:38 AM

Granted. The best idea you get is to eat it!

I wish my phone shouldn't be recharged