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CarnivorousJelly Offline
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#501
RE: vending machine

A box of kitty litter comes out

Puts a physical manifestation of procrastination inside
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10-24-2015, 05:10 PM
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#502
RE: vending machine

I come out XD

Puts a box labelled "Motivation" inside the machine
10-24-2015, 05:18 PM
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#503
RE: vending machine

...The same box comes out, with the label "excuses".

Puts a focused modder inside the machine...
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10-24-2015, 06:22 PM
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#504
RE: vending machine

Dogfood himself comes out

Shoves tumblr inside

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10-24-2015, 06:23 PM
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#505
RE: vending machine

The machine spits out a trigger warning in the shape of Benedict Cumberbatch's face taped to the shirt of a social justice warrior.

She calls you a misogynist before running back in to the vending machine because confronting people gives her anxiety...

#HALP I'M LITERALLY DYING #Sorry not sorry #bendict cumberbatch is my bae
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10-24-2015, 06:36 PM
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#506
RE: vending machine

The machine "shocked-get it... Wink" broke and send out an error message...
Puts in a new cable...
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10-24-2015, 06:58 PM
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#507
RE: vending machine

The old, broken cable turns in to a snake and slithers out. The machine seems to be fine now.

Puts a penny in.
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10-25-2015, 05:43 PM
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#508
RE: vending machine

A voice from within whispers "Thanks."

Puts in a .gif file...
10-25-2015, 10:49 PM
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#509
RE: vending machine

The nude pics come back out, but they're now animated and a little sticky. Ew.

Puts in a lizard dressed in a dragon costume, hoping for similar results
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10-25-2015, 11:02 PM
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#510
RE: vending machine

...and a dragon dressed in a lizard costume comes out.

Puts in the dragon poop...
10-26-2015, 07:14 AM
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