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RE: Corrupt a wish - Wooderson - 04-25-2013

(04-25-2013, 09:19 PM)Dogfood Wrote:
(04-25-2013, 09:03 PM)Bridge Wrote: I wish I had a kickass pet tiger.

Granted, you have a kickass pet tiger. Which hates you with a passion and plots to tear you apart while you sleep

I wish i could tame a bear

Granted. You tame 1 bear, and then get overconfident with your abilities. wubwub then eats you.

I wish I had a guitar for each different tuning.

RE: Corrupt a wish - failedALIAS - 04-25-2013

Granted. You get cancer and die.

I wish I had physical attraction to other people.

RE: Corrupt a wish - Nice - 04-25-2013

fine, have it your way.. hobo

RE: Corrupt a wish - failedALIAS - 04-25-2013

I said physical attraction to. . .

Stupid kibble.

RE: Corrupt a wish - Bridge - 04-25-2013

Granted. Your physical magnetism becomes so great your attraction to other people takes on a literal character. Soon, you become a hideous collage of people, devoid of form or reason.

I wish Pluto was considered a planet again (because it is).

RE: Corrupt a wish - failedALIAS - 04-25-2013

NO. IT'S FUCKING NOT. I WILL NOT GRANT THAT, NOT EVEN WITH MALICIOUS INTENT. CAUSE IT'S NOT.

I wish Bridge knew.

RE: Corrupt a wish - Nice - 04-25-2013

granted, Bridge knows that Pluto is a planet.

I wish for world peace!

RE: Corrupt a wish - Bridge - 04-25-2013

Here's the standard definition of a planet:
  1. is in orbit around the Sun,
  2. has sufficient mass to assume hydrostatic equilibrium (a nearly round shape), and
  3. has "cleared the neighbourhood" around its orbit.
Pluto fulfills all of these, even though it has an irregular orbit which is not strictly speaking "cleared" (neither is Earth's). C'mon man, give Pluto some love.

RE: Corrupt a wish - failedALIAS - 04-25-2013

Okay. So Triton is also a planet. As is Io. As is our own moon.
Or, if you're not going to count those, then Pallas and Ceres.

RE: Corrupt a wish - Bridge - 04-25-2013

The more the merrier. But my wish was mostly a joke. I don't really care about Pluto.

EDIT: Anyway, most of those (I assume all, can't be bothered to google) are moons which do not orbit the sun directly.