Corrupt a wish

[Nice]

So here's an unoriginal idea i stole from the other forum. It's another forum game! Yeah yeah i know there's already question a question, but i thought this was a fun one aswell

So, in this game you corrupt the wish of the person above you and then make your own wish, which the guy after you corrupts.

Example:

Poster1: I wish to have 50000 dollars

Poster2: Granted, but the money is fake and cannot be used. I want
to have a dog!

Poster3: Granted, but your dog is an oversized blood thirsty pitbull which hates you. I wish ..blablabla

YOU GET THE IDEA., anyway,
lets begin!

I want to be the president of a country

[Statyk]

Then you get assassinated. I wish I was taller.

[failedALIAS]

You are now so tall that blood no longer reaches your brain due to gravity pulling it back and you die. I wish I was alive.

You are, but unfortunately you turn out to be Robosprog. I wish I had a larger penis.

[FlawlessHappiness]

Granted, but as soon as it erects all blood from your body is transfered to your penis, which gives the brain not a single drop to make you survive.

I wish for a better social life.

[Bridge]

Granted, but you become so popular you develop a severe co-dependency complex that ultimately drives you to suicide when you are inevitably abandoned.

EDIT: Oh I'm sorry, I almost broke the game. I wish something for something unspeakably awesome to happen.

[failedALIAS]

Whatcha gonna wish for, Bridge? I wish I was EVEN MORE attractive.

[Bridge]

Whatcha gonna wish for, Bridge? I wish I was EVEN MORE attractive.

Granted, but you become so attractive that you transcend the hotness scale and somehow end up at the bottom again. My wish still stands.

[Acies]

Granted, but you become so popular you develop a severe co-dependency complex that ultimately drives you to suicide when you are inevitably abandoned.



EDIT: Oh I'm sorry, I almost broke the game. I wish something for something unspeakably awesome to happen.

You witness something so awesome you are left dumb-found and consequently "isolate your mind" from the world, stopping all interaction with other human beings as you, in your mind, replay the events over and over. Ultimately as you are approaching the end of your life, you become paranoid wheter what you saw was real or not and panic strikes you as it dawns on you that you might have wasted your life in a delusional state of grandeur.

I wish for an enormous amount of "luck".

[FlawlessHappiness]

Luckily you find the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. You fly away with a leprechaun to a world where summer never ends, and the grass is always green. You're living a happy life with unicorns, flowers and four-leaf clovers! You are never to be heard from again...
That's what we in the real world call drugs...

I wish to make people around me happy.

[failedALIAS]

You trip and die. I wish Bridge would actually wish for something.