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RE: Corrupt a wish - WALP - 04-28-2013
(04-28-2013, 01:41 PM)Aldighieri Wrote: Granted, but one day there was a strong wind...Granted.
I wish I wasn't tired.
you loose the ablility to get tired. Your government finds out and uses you for slave labor since you dont get tired of it anyway.
I wish to be surpriced by how you will corrupt my wish
RE: Corrupt a wish - Ghieri - 04-28-2013
Granted, I kick you in the balls when you aren't looking.
I wish the dopamine levels in my brain were more stable.
RE: Corrupt a wish - Danny Boy - 04-29-2013
Granted, Your brain's dopamine turned itself into a stable where livestock now eats and shits on.
I wish Morgan Freeman could tell me a bedtime stories before I fall asleep to his wonderful voice.
RE: Corrupt a wish - Focalize - 04-29-2013
Granted, after marriage!
I wish people would stop having children.
RE: Corrupt a wish - triadtimes - 04-29-2013
Granted, now children have people.
I wish for another wish.
RE: Corrupt a wish - PutraenusAlivius - 04-29-2013
Granted, but you used that 10 secs ago and you can't wish for more. Sorry.
I wish I'll graduate with good grades.
RE: Corrupt a wish - FlawlessHappiness - 04-29-2013
You will... It's funny. "Good" is a word that does not describe how much we are talking about. "Good" is a word each person has a relationship to... Too bad my standards are low.
I wish to get my homework finished within the next 3 days.
RE: Corrupt a wish - Nice - 04-29-2013
Granted, you'll do an awfull job and the teacher is not going to approve it
I wish i was a fish
RE: Corrupt a wish - Tiger - 04-29-2013
Granted, but you turn out to be one of the eggs that gets killed by the big fish(Barracuda?) that kills you and Nemo's mom
I wish I was a lamp.
RE: Corrupt a wish - PutraenusAlivius - 04-29-2013
Granted, but I destroy you when I was angry.
I wish I have a big penis.