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RE: Corrupt a wish - failedALIAS - 04-24-2013
(04-24-2013, 10:41 PM)Obliviator27 Wrote: Granted, you are no longer able to make wishes.
I wish I was adored by women.
Granted, but you inexplicably turn gay.
I wish I would get some fucking fanart.
RE: Corrupt a wish - TheBlastPassage - 04-24-2013
Granted, but the fanart you get is of you riding a giant dick and it attaches its self to your wall with no possibility of ever removing it.
I wish I had a mega pencil sharpener
RE: Corrupt a wish - failedALIAS - 04-24-2013
It kills you. You shouldn't have messed with my fanart fantasy.
I wish we could all live in a happy fantasy land, going on adventures every day!
RE: Corrupt a wish - Ghieri - 04-24-2013
Granted, but we will never have Princess Bubblegum's heart.
I wish I was a Skyrim vampire!
RE: Corrupt a wish - Focalize - 04-25-2013
Granted. Then your world glitches due to the deadly grammar mistake, you end up in Whimsyshire and get roasted by a unicorn!
I wish we could stop killing each other in the process of corrupting wishes.
RE: Corrupt a wish - failedALIAS - 04-25-2013
Granted. . . This post isn't funny.
I wish I had fanart, again. I didn't learn my lesson the first time.
RE: Corrupt a wish - Bridge - 04-25-2013
Granted, but it's written by Googol.
I wish for a coke.
EDIT: Ironically of course, I don't actually drink soda anymore.
RE: Corrupt a wish - Focalize - 04-25-2013
Granted, coke diet.
I wish I could memorize all the materials in first and second year economics tonight and stop panicking.
RE: Corrupt a wish - Tomato Cat - 04-25-2013
Granted, but then you suffer permanent brain damage.
I wish I could go to space.
RE: Corrupt a wish - Danny Boy - 04-25-2013
Granted, but space suits are expensive... so you would die a horrible and painful death.
I wish I could fly.
(04-24-2013, 07:21 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: Granted, but I like icecream.
I wish I was a pony...
*Turns around slowly and suddenly starts to run from afar. 30 seconds later slaps Corinthian twice.*