I hate spiders.... help

**Xanatos** · 08-13-2012, 05:02 PM

I live in Australia, where the spiders are so damn big they have to pay taxes.

**failedALIAS** · 08-13-2012, 05:04 PM

(08-13-2012, 04:53 PM)Kman Wrote: I do not like the things. Where I live during the summer they tend to all gather up in my basement to avoid the heat and dryness, and because of that I've seen ones verging on turantulas. Once I was watching TV in y basement, and I hear something rustling on the cushion next to me. I look over, and right there is a FUCKING MASSIVE SPIDER HAPF THE SIZE OF MY HEAD AN INCH AWAY FROM MY FOOT. I shat a brick, was not fun. About wolf spiders, we seriously get those 24/7 all over the place. They used to gross me out, but there are so many you just learn to ignore them. Also I have spiders living somewhere around my bed that bite me in my sleep once every few weeks just to fuck with my mind. Yeah I don't like them.

"I'm going in dry."

(08-13-2012, 05:02 PM)Xanatos Wrote: I live in Australia, where the spiders are so damn big they have to pay taxes.

You know what that's called?
Evolution.

**Yuhaney** · 08-13-2012, 05:08 PM

Don't click here!

**Arvuti** · 08-13-2012, 05:42 PM

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**failedALIAS** · 08-13-2012, 05:55 PM

(08-13-2012, 05:08 PM)Scraper Wrote: Don't click here!

What's the link going to bring me to?

Never mind - he's fucking cute! (Probably a she)

**Danny Boy** · 08-13-2012, 07:08 PM

(08-13-2012, 05:08 PM)Scraper Wrote: Don't click here!

unwanted advertisement.....

**Juby** · 08-13-2012, 07:36 PM

Cool story, I opened my bedroom window (which opens horizontally) one day and a spider (I would say around 7 inches) made an entire web between the window and the wall. Shame that it got wrecked when I had to close the window... I actually saw the little bugger catch a mosquito, which I thank him for.

I haven't seen him/her since, I got a dumb bird in it's place that rams itself into my window xD

**darkely** · 08-14-2012, 10:08 AM

I see in my absence trolls have taken over... anyway I killed it.

**darkadders** · 08-14-2012, 12:19 PM

(08-14-2012, 10:08 AM)darkely Wrote: I see in my absence trolls have taken over... anyway I killed it.

sick, twisted child. you'll burn for this

good job! Big Grin

**failedALIAS** · 08-14-2012, 04:08 PM

(08-14-2012, 10:08 AM)darkely Wrote: I see in my absence trolls have taken over... anyway I killed it.

I'm not being a troll Sad

I'm just expressing my liking of spiders.
Why do you hate them so? Most spiders are nice and helpful, so the only thing making them frightening is your own paranoia and hate. You dislike them because they look "scary" to you, and because of that you fill your head with all these false bad intentions held by them. Even when I was a kid I would protect spiders against those stupid fucks that tormented them - bragging and acting like heroes cause they killed an animal a million times weaker then them.
I once laid my neck down on a spider without realizing it, so when I felt a stinging pain from it, and I had discovered what happened, I cried, knowing it had died in pain and fear. If a person scratched your arm out of defense, would you fucking kill them? Would you kill a chipmunk if it bit you?

And that spider wasn't hiding to get at you: it was staying out of your way and trying to live it's life.