2012! The prefered way of elimination!

**xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx** · 11-30-2012, 08:44 PM

Quote: One word: Katana.

For real, katanas are sharp as hell, and they're decently long; taking down foes wouldn't be much of a hassle, which it would've if you had, say, a knife or a hammer.

And they slice clean.

Even if you could somehow find a real katana, fighting would still bear the danger of getting you covered in infectious blood, so unless you were also wearing a hazmat suit...hm... wait, I got it! A HOT katana! (heated by a car battery strapped to your back) It will immediately cauterize the wounds it cleaves, thus making less of a bloody mess! Big Grin

**Acies** · 11-30-2012, 09:17 PM

Melee weapon:

Spoiler below!

I don't believe in any of that "2012 end of the world" stuff. People/media/politicians/you name it often try to use scare tactics to get your attention. Why should I go around life worrying when I can spend it being happy? :]

To actually provide something:
Multiple leaks from a (or several worldwide) level 4 security biolab.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biosafety_l...ty_level_4

**Macgyverthehero** · 11-30-2012, 09:53 PM

(11-30-2012, 08:10 AM)beecake Wrote: How about a unicorn invasion. There will be unicorns equal to the amount of humans, and we will all ride to the rainbow country, where all our friends and family will be. And we will watch while the destruction of earth will continue in a massive firework of nuclear powerplants and fastfood. And we will all die in happiness, as the unicorns consume our souls until we become empty human bodies.
The unicorns will start a new generation. They will learn from our mistakes and they'll all live happily ever after.

As long as these unicorns don't originate from a kids's cartoon show I'll be fine with that.

**Deep One** · 11-30-2012, 10:48 PM

(11-30-2012, 08:30 PM)Mine Turtle Wrote:
(11-30-2012, 05:28 PM)Hirnwirbel Wrote: I dunno... seems like melee weapons, while easy to acquire, aren't exactly the best choice either, as using them carries a high risk of infection. You have to get very close to a zombie to use them and not only will it try to bite you, you'll also get it's highly infectious blood splattered all over you if you hit it...
One word: Katana.

For real, katanas are sharp as hell, and they're decently long; taking down foes wouldn't be much of a hassle, which it would've if you had, say, a knife or a hammer.

And they slice clean. :d

Using katana properly and effectively wouldn't be so easy... Blunt melee weapons would not cause infernal rain of zombie blood and guts and they would be easier to use.

**Froge** · 12-01-2012, 02:28 AM

I'm secretly a ninja master. If anyjuan of you want a katana, just send me a PM, and we can tag team. I get the Masamune, though.

**Mine Turtle** · 12-01-2012, 03:44 PM

(12-01-2012, 02:28 AM)Chronofox Wrote: I'm secretly a ninja master. If anyjuan of you want a katana, just send me a PM, and we can tag team. I get the Masamune, though.

Bring sake.

**Mine Turtle** · 12-21-2012, 01:29 AM

BUMP

You got 7 hours left.

**xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx** · 12-21-2012, 01:37 AM

Pff. It's already past midnight over here. And just like I expected, nothing has happened so farfuzzjxgbawxhnagkjdcndkghxmkerijhmal,dujhskagjh21456rtwhhcwodrth8i7zjdduhf2784zbcfourzj2oq374z5jdoutzofiuhvbhtzu3.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

**Danny Boy** · 12-21-2012, 02:45 AM

(12-21-2012, 01:29 AM)Mine Turtle Wrote: BUMP

You got 7 hours left.

Its already 01:45 here in Portugal... And shit ain't burning yet.

**Brosive** · 12-21-2012, 04:00 AM

You know I never saw 21/12/12 as a ending but, a new beginning. Maybe things in the world will start to be better then they are now.