Happy Birthday Statyk!!!

[Arvuti]

happy birthday!

[Statyk]

Seriously though, thank you everyone =]

Has anyone except No Author said Statyk the right way until now? Seriously, I have seen so far:

Satyk
statayk
sttyk

more to come I guess...

When I played xbox live, people messed up on saying my name in any way you could imagine. The pronounced it:
- Steak
- Stark
- Stack
- Stick
- Starch (OH YEAH, THEY DID)
You name it. |D
I've only had like, 2 or 3 people actually say "Static"

[Adny]

kattsy pls.

[CorinthianMerchant]

[video=youtube]http://youtu.be/0Mnd-dhEyZE[/video]

Spoiler below!

It's CorinthianMerchant
And I have something to say
Sir, you're my favourite moderator
And here's why

Verse 1:
Sir I have a little AMFP question
I want you tell me honest
When can we release our piglets?
I know I'm like Cranky
But I just need a spanky

Bridge:
I spam because I wanna feel your ban(hammer)
I post ponies because I want to lick your cojones
I flame and harrass because I wanna see your ass
And I don't do atmosphere because I wanted to jerk (you)

Chorus:
This might sound really cliché
But I stare at your posts all day
Especially in Random Stuff
I think we're made for each other
Don't tell me there's another
Sir, I'm naked
Sir, I'm wasted
Sir, I'm sixteen
Can we meet in the IRC?
Because your dick I wanna see

Verse 2:
Sir I think it's time to confess
You really wanna see me undressed
I broke into your house
And I saw a woman
Who is she?
I know who she is

Bridge:
I really hate Traggey
She's ruining your life
Don't say that you are secretly straight
I know you're gay and a fake
It's okay I will play that game

Chorus:
This might sound really cliché
But I stare at your posts all day
Especially in the pony thread
I think we're made for each other
Don't tell me there's another
Sir, I'm flawless
Sir, I'm topless
Sir, it's legal
I'm gonna pose as a role model poster
But secretly be your Dear Esther

[Hardarm]

Happy Burfday... SATANYK

MOUHAHAHAHA
(I really mean it <3 )

[Wooderson]

HIIIIII STEAKY

[plutomaniac]

I've only had like, 2 or 3 people actually say "Static"

You mean Statyk!

Spoiler below!

It's CorinthianMerchant
And I have something to say
Sir, you're my favourite moderator
And here's why

Verse 1:
Sir I have a little AMFP question
I want you tell me honest
When can we release our piglets?
I know I'm like Cranky
But I just need a spanky

Bridge:
I spam because I wanna feel your ban(hammer)
I post ponies because I want to lick your cojones
I flame and harrass because I wanna see your ass
And I won't do atmosphere because I wanted to jerk (you)

Chorus:
This might sound really cliché
But I stare at your posts all day
Especially in Random Stuff
I think were made for each other
Don't tell me there's another
Sir, I'm naked
Sir, I'm wasted
Sir, I'm sixteen
Can we meet in the IRC?
Because your dick I wanna see

Verse 2:
Sir I think it's time to confess
You really wanna see me undressed
I broke into your house
And I saw a woman
Who is she?
I know who she is

Bridge:
I really hate Traggey
She's ruining your life
Don't say that you are secretly straight
I know you're gay and a fake
It's okay I will play that game

Chorus:
This might sound really cliché
But I stare at your posts all day
Especially in the pony thread
I think were made for each other
Don't tell me there's another
Sir, I'm flawless
Sir, I'm topless
Sir, it's legal
I'm gonna pose as a role model poster
But secretly be your Dear Esther

Should we be worried?

[Kreekakon]

*In monotone robot voice*

Happy birthday to you Statyk. I sincerely wish you have a good one.

[Deep One]

Happy birthday!

[the dark side]

Aye, Happy Birthday mate.