Gag names

[PutraenusAlivius]

Gag names. You know those names that look like a real name but when you read it, it meant something else. Like Mike Hunt (My cunt).

Share any gag names that you see on the Internet, or ad, whatever, as long as it's a gag name.

To start off, here's some that I found on the Internet.

1. Eric Shawn (Erection)
2. Connie Lingus (Cunnilingus.)
3. Jack Offalot (Jack off a lot.)

Go ahead and share my friends!

EDIT:
Please say what is the names' meaning. Example:

1. Mike Litoris (My clitoris).

EDIT 2:
The source is not needed to be given. But you can give it if you just want it.

[Romulator]

Willie Stroker (Willy Stroker)
Dixie Normous (D!cks enormous)
Lotta Hart (Lot of Heart)
Ben Dover (Bend Over)

that's all I got off the top of my head. There are a good few in the Phoenix Wright Series, not necessarily dirty but pun off other words.

[Ashtoreth]

I remember Amanda Huggenkiss (a man to hug and kiss) and Homer Sexual (homosexual), from "The Simpsons".

[Yuhaney]

Not exactly what you're looking for, but... in Finland, there's a joke when something is either lost or ruined:

- "Where are my glasses"
- "John Wayne" ('vei ne' = took them; viedä=take, ne=them)

- "What happened here?"
- "Sylvester Stallone" ('tallo ne' = stomped them; talloa=stomp, ne=them)

[PutraenusAlivius]

Not exactly what you're looking for, but... in Finland, there's a joke when something is either lost or ruined:

- "Where are my glasses"
- "John Wayne" ('vei ne' = took them; viedä=take, ne=them)

- "What happened here?"
- "Sylvester Stallone" ('tallo ne' = stomped them; talloa=stomp, ne=them)

Well, that's a great joke.
What I meant in Gag Names is a name that when you read it out loud, it meant something else. Like Mike Hawk. Looks like a regular name right? Read it out loud. What does it mean.

[Yuhaney]

I do know what you were looking for. Only thing I remember you already mentioned.

[Wooderson]

Hugh Jazz
Drew Peacock
Phil McCracken

[PutraenusAlivius]

Hugh Jazz
Drew Peacock
Phil McCracken

da meaning

[Wooderson]

Umm... You asked for it.

Huge Ass.
Droopy Cock
Fill my Crack in.

[7heDubz]

Ben Jahova (Bend You Over) Initials are also BJ