Admit One

[Nice]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
...
HAHAHA!
Jesus man, I would give my left testicle to see footage of that.

Uhmm..yeah wasnt meant to be funny

but i'm glad my shameful confession made someone laugh and not cry

[PutraenusAlivius]

YOU, YES YOU! the one reading this now, i probably stalked your profile for atleast 10 minutes today

Crazy, Hebephile asshole.

[Gilligan's Hell]

YOU, YES YOU! the one reading this now, i probably stalked your profile for atleast 10 minutes today

that rustled my jimmies.

i'm just gonna go get me a shotgun

[CarnivorousJelly]

YOU, YES YOU! the one reading this now, i probably stalked your profile for atleast 10 minutes today

I've done that before - but usually just when I see someone new on the forum (I also kind of stalk people's old threads so I have an idea of what to talk to them about if I ever have conversations with them). Sorry you got disqualified; sounds like the competitions are pretty strict.

Let's see... something for me to admit:
(warning: probably a little bit saddening)
I have a problem with developing relationships. The closer someone is to me, the more likely I am to unnecessarily lash out at them when I'm stressed (which is frequently because I have really bad anxiety... coupled with 'mild' depression and the two just feed off of each other). I don't make friends easily; I have about 15~20 of acquaintances, but only 6 friends and I've known all of them for at least 5 years and I'm not even that close to them - Hell, I probably wouldn't even recognize them if I actually sat down and talked to them for more than a minute. I don't feel romantically attracted to people in general, last time I made any effort, it ended with the other person attempting suicide (messaged me saying 'I love you - and btw, I just OD'd on meds' (I paraphrased that)) and me contacting their parents at 2am, crying because I blamed myself. I'm not sure if I was the main cause of it (person-who-shall-remain-completely-anon had some major depression issues and a history of suicide attempts), but I blame myself anyways. So... yeah...

TL;DR I'm just generally a bad person to be friends with

[failedALIAS]

I masturbate six times a day.

[PutraenusAlivius]

I self-stimulate myself 3-5 times a day.

[failedALIAS]

I self-stimulate myself 3-5 times a day.

Yeah, but you're, like, eight.

[Froge]

I masturbate six times a day.

This is not worth it. More than once, and subsequent sessions severely reduce the pleasure output.

[Kman]

i pretty much killed my sex drive so i've tried to cut back jacking off to when i'm actually

you know

like in the mood

[Deep One]

I once masturbated in public restroom