I'm sorry guys. All this time I've been lying to you, and I'm really sorry for what I've done. The truth is, I'm actually only here to advertise stuff. I'm one amongst a professional team of internet spammers who seek out thriving forums on the Internet. Once I find one, I quickly research the reason for which the forums exist - in this case, it was playing Amnesia. I promptly played and finished the game, which gave me a reason to join this forum as an undercover agent. Once a member, my goal was to integrate into the forums as fast as possible, doing things like writing fanfiction or posting funny gifs to make myself seem a contributing individual. I made up all of my interests, including all those music discussions I've had with Bridge and all the Alexaniel pics I've amassed from deviantart. I also made up everything about my personal life.
So now that you guys know the truth, I will tell you the reason that I'm actually here. I sell viagra. It would really help if you guys went to my
employers website to go and buy some products from him. They're really cheap and delivery is fast. I promise you that this is not a scam. Please buy viagra so that I can finally earn my paycheck after all these months of pretending and lying.