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[Statyk]

Kentucky Fried Chicken. Basically fried chicken, chips, stuff that makes you fat.

http://www.kfc.com.au/menu/

It's a stereotype that

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Fat people and black people most commonly eat it. It's not true. Lots of different people eat KFC. I am white, and skinny, and it becomes my lunch every Monday, and whenever it is Pizza for dinner, it becomes my dinner.

I swear I'm the only one who finds KFC worse than McDonald's. There's hardly any meat on the chicken, the biscuits turn to powder on the first bite, and just ECH... Go to Boston Market if you have it. It's like KFC but 100x better

[Nice]

or slaughter a chicken and have your own homemade KFC, now that is delicious!

[Statyk]

That's as fresh as it gets!

[Wooderson]

Well, me and KFC have had a bit of a falling out you could say.

I am not sure if this counts for the recipe across other countries but here goes.

Go back about a year, I used to love KFC. The chicken was awesome and you got a decent amount, and the chips were awesome too. You got decent value for money as far as fast food goes.

Theeeeen....

They renovated the local KFC and with that they changed the recipe of the chips and the amount they actually give to you overall. Now they serve these shitty tiny french fries. Pretty much everywhere I hate french fries, they're boring (although I admit, McDonalds do them good). Not only are they boring to eat but you get a crazy ratio of french fries to chicken.

Say for example, £2 for a snack box, you get 1 tiny piece of chicken and the rest is a bunch of crappy french fries that you can't taste. For £3 of the same thing but bigger you get 2 small chicken pieces with even more crappy french fries.

Burger King were the worst for giving value for money before, but now, KFC wins that title with ease. They've lost a loyal customer (which is good I suppose because nothing about fast food is good but the taste)

[Froge]

[Nice]

[Ghieri]

That's as fresh as it gets!

Don't even bother butchering the damned thing, just dowse the clucking thing in flower and throw it in the fucking oil.

Then bite into it's damned neck and your sins shall be redeemed!

[Wooderson]

That's as fresh as it gets!

Don't even bother butchering the damned thing, just dowse the clucking thing in flower and throw it in the fucking oil.

Then bite into it's damned neck and your sins shall be redeemed!

If you're referring to Halal then you're forgetting that you need to say a little prayer and then all is forgiven.

[Statyk]

I'm pretty sure you'd end up summoning something without even knowing it.

[Ghieri]

I'm pretty sure you'd end up summoning something without even knowing it.

Hmm.... yesh.

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