What's Your Apocalypse Plan?

[CarnivorousJelly]

We survived 21/12/2012, so obviously* we need to prepare for the next apocalypse.

I'm curious (read: searching for ways to save my own butt by reading) what you would do in an apocalypse caused by:

1. Natural disaster such as fire, flood, sun exploding etc

2. Monsters such as zombies, vampires, werewolves, and what-have-you

3. Plague-based, think Black Plague

4. Alien invasion

5. Sentient robot takeover
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Spoiler below!

I would...

1. Go do something crazy, because, well, we're all gonna die Ooooh, maybe surf on a tsunami wave or skydive into an active volcano! Or just stare at the sun for a really really long time through binoculars* because it's just plain stupid and fun.

2. Run into the mob of monsters screaming "I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON MY INTESTINES!" Far better to die like that than to become a zombie/werewolf/vampire/(monster-of-your-pleasure-here)

3. Sustainable farm on a boat in the middle of the ocean with a water-distilling machine. Seems legit. Not that I have the design for one of these things yet but hey, I'll just wing it ;D

4. "Sneak" on to the alien ship and go for a joy ride. If I'm going to be dissected and probed, might as well do something completely stupid and fun first

5. I would die. Quickly. Me and electronic devices are thick as thieves

*I am in no way responsible for blindness caused by stupidity or following my advice

*According to all the doom-seers and what-nots of the world
**This is supposed to be for fun, meaning it's best to avoid dooms-day prophesy gobbledy-gook, philosophical debates, moral debates, and just all around depressing things.