Is Mr Garrison gay or straight?

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He try'd to be a female but when you been born as a men you cant be a female.

Mmmm, that's a problematic truism in this day and age.

Mr. Garrison would fuck a hole in the wall if it were sufficiently moistened. Trying to figure out his sexuality is like trying to separate out the different flavours of piss floating around in a public swimming pool.

Problematic indeed.