RAGE THREAD!!!

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Porra agora até estão a falar chinoca... O filha da mãe é verdade! O cabrão do Ponte também sabe falar português! EU NUNCA MAIS TEREI PRIVACIDADE!

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Not givin ya a translation

(Something) now until (I?) speak (Chinese?). The (something) of the (something) is truth. The motherfucker from (Ponte?) also knows how to speak Portuguese. I will from now on never (something) privacy.

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I don't understand why the French like to put their adjectives before the noun though, maybe the quality is more important than the subject? Like who cares whatdafaq it is, as long as it's awesome!

But it's like that in English too. Most Germanic languages for that matter. The only languages that spring to mind where it's more natural (and not pretentious) to put the adjectives after the noun are Spanish, Portuguese and Italian.