What is the worst thing you've ever experienced in your life?

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My worst experience was declaring my love to a girl, and finding out that she was lesbian and actually gave me hints about it but I was too blind to notice it.

*Picks up bottle of wine and starts drinking it like as if there is no tomorrow while crying and twitching left nipple*

Well at least you were brave and/or foolish enough to go for it.