Gag names

[PutraenusAlivius]

Not exactly what you're looking for, but... in Finland, there's a joke when something is either lost or ruined:

- "Where are my glasses"
- "John Wayne" ('vei ne' = took them; viedä=take, ne=them)

- "What happened here?"
- "Sylvester Stallone" ('tallo ne' = stomped them; talloa=stomp, ne=them)

Well, that's a great joke.
What I meant in Gag Names is a name that when you read it out loud, it meant something else. Like Mike Hawk. Looks like a regular name right? Read it out loud. What does it mean.